Interested to see the 'Summer at the Stoop' page on the Harlequins site.
Who on earth thinks these ideas up???
It mentions 'Four Fantastic days'
1. 'Rugby Fest' .. 20th June. This involves turning up at 130pm and watching the Lions v the Saffas play
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Why??? I don't know of many league fans who would give a fat rats about a yawnion game between the Lions and the Saffas. All the Saffas I know headed to the Bok Bar to drink Saffa beer in the company of other Saffas to watch this one.
2. 'Down Under Day' ... 25th July. This involves 'Antipodean entertainment, food and drink from 2pm'
Why?? Im an Aussie but I get my 'Antipodean entertainment, food and drink' from one of the many Walkabout inns, the Church, or the Reddy.
Why would I want to travel to The Stoop when I can get it all at a pub??? From what I'm aware Harlequins have got hardly any Aussies playing for them now anyway. And they stopped stocking VB at the Broncos years ago. I havent seen the 'Antipodean entertainment' list for this event. I can guarantee it wont be AC/DC, The Veronicas, followed by Rodney Rude and Kevin Bloody Wilson though.
3. 'Community Day' ... 11th July. This involves 'A fantastic day of family entertainment (from 215pm)' Thats hardly a full day is it. Thats like me saying I'm actually a 12 foot man but 6 feet of me is something else.
4. 'Dance off day' ... August 8th. This involves 'A great DAY of Dance acts' (from 2pm) Kick off is at 3. So thats an hour. An hour of 'great' dance acts. I'm sure your average footy fan cant wait for that one
God knows who thinks this stuff up.
But I can assure you none of it makes me (or anyone else I know) want to head to Twickenham

You are the Harlequins fan!
Some things I've seen at various footy matches
Rival supporters touch footy seven a side competitions before games.
I've seen bands play.
I've seen field goal competitions with participants drawn at random out of the crowd....winner wins signed jerseys that type of thing
Raffles ....winning ticket drawn in the bar an hour before k/o ... winning ticket wins a holiday....or coaching session....that kind of thing.
Clearly more people will show up if they stand a good chance of winning something.
I'm sure you can think of many more.