i had a chinese take away last night and very nice it was too, when i had finished it i discovered a chinese fortune cookie nestling in the bottom of the bag!



well with my mind firmly fixed on friday 13th, i opened it with anticipation,







"AN OLD WISH WILL COME TRUE"



blinkin' heck i hope so, i've been wishing for silverware for the wire for a long time now!



perhaps in 8 months time people will read this and say..........wow, mystic SLIM he's a psychic phenominum!





only time and the fortune cookie will tell.

what?

Where's the jigga when you need him?

Good stuff SlimWire, Ive every faith in you.



Im off out for a pint in Earlestown now, I want what you`ve just had!

First thing I thought, too

Look out for the hoodlums.

That's more Newton, isn't it?

As bad as eachother mate. Although Newton has the odd decent area, unlike Earlestown which just an utter poo hole.

Phnomanal

Normally, they say stuff like 'Man who walks sideways through airport terminal, is going to Bangkok.'



Cookies that is.

Some of your stuff is really witty

Like that!!!