I want one of him, can you get em in any shops?





They would be a Christmas best seller, just like the dancing flowers.

He used to be partially amusing but now hes just dull and predictable





He's definitely peaked!!

Needs a refurb and 1 of those 'under new management' signs

More like sending to the nackers yard. Passed its best!

I honestly think that is his best!!!!

i see yer lakin frogs this aft yer shud put 50 past em ther nowt now. Have a gud uj owd cock. If only tha knew who i iam tha wuldnt believe it. i am like skarlet pimpenal. tara for now. byn the way whats all them other buggers chippin in for am only talkin to thee. they are a bit condesendin towads thee, tell em to bugger off. see the owd cock.

Morning Scabbs owd cock!



It's always a pleasure when I see one of your posts waiting to be read. Sets me up for the day!!







Alan, you seem obsessed, completely focussed on "who you are"??? Have you seen anyone about that obsession. It's completely disproportional. Nobody gives a toss who you are - yet you remain obsessed on that point?

This is symptomatic of neurosies owd lad. Perhaps I could hlp you with that??









Nip down to Post Office Rd this aft - I'll give you a consultation and as you give me so many laughs I'll not charge you!

So there you are you "other buggers"! Can you stop being condescending to Scabbs!! He's got feelings ya know!!

I will consider myself reprimanded and I retract everything I have posted so far. How dare I post on a free, open forum without pimpernels permission.

BTW RFF, Nice shirt and budgie smugglers today.







You blended in well, hardly noticable

Didn't want to draw attention to myself!