Quote salfordlad="salfordlad"Another typical post Eusebio.
You have no concept of artistic licence and iambic pentameter has as much relevance to you as a rhombus.
I shall relate my story to you over a glass of Acorn Cordial on Thursday' with I hope your delightful daughter in attendance. No doubt she will have to pay as you'll certainly be wearing your pocketless pants as usual.
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Frank Horatio Fabio Cappello Blackburn , now theres a name to go to bed on

as you know i keep my cash in my Bowler Hat , and am never shy at approaching the Bar , Charlie Jnr is still waiting for his drink from you , see you Thursday ,with Cushy and Sidnee

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