I am the clubs original hooligan after all.



I'll be ignoring him from now on so no more play ground squabbling from me. I do reserve the right to laugh if it is a particularly stupid post like his attempt at a signature, I deserve some pleasures in life.



In the meantime I have a Super League of utter carnage to plan.



I'm going to knock a pie out of a pensioners hand at Wigan, nick somebody's wig at the challenge cup final and that is just the start. Run for your lives.

That's the equivalent of pulling a tiger’s tail.





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It's ok I'm going to check she's got no teeth first. I'm not a mad man.

If she has a pie in her hand, she'll have her teeth in.

Sounds a bit on top, think I need to replan. The pies at Wigan will not, I repeat will not be harmed.



*I would like to stress that no pies were harmed during the course of this thread.

How about knocking a chip off a Widnesian’s shoulder?

You and I know that is a thankless task and virtually impossible to achieve.





All water under the bridge now though.

It is for most of us.

You'll be in next season regardless. Still a bit of spice to the fixture if we're still about though.

Local derby now, innit.

Yeah, just wish it was a bit local to myself. A much better set up though so don't mind travelling. You'll have a good time at Wrexham.

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