There's another sign, not being able to drink without looking like a d*ck.



"Nurse rhinoms has spilt again!"

ooooh they're dear !



I bought some £6 jeans last year

My jeans are £8 from Primark.

WARNING



Imminent lapse into Monty Python's "Yorkshiremen" sketch likely.

I wore my jeans without a belt the other day and was not bothered.



I have grown a beard (or stopped shaving - I'm not sure which it is).



I no longer feel self concious about staring at women with huge breasts (I've finally realised that's why they were made).



I only have one pair of casual shoes.



I don't comb my hair anymore (and the twigs are just left there).

Ditto.



One pair of shoes for work/formal social occasions



One pair of trainers for just about everything else.



One pair of walking boots for when the bad weather kicks in



All purchased from TK Maxx.

Oh, and when you find the urge to poke in the eye with a stick anyone who uses text speak on forums or in emails too overwhelming to resist.

U wht? Ur avin a laff aint ya? evri1 luvs txt spk init

I can't remember how much my jeans cost (my one and only pair). I think I paid in old money.

My clothe keep appearing every time my wife goes shopping. She seems to think that by spending a few extra euro on me, on top of what she's already spent I won't mind.

They were top of the range.

I never liked text speak, even when I was the target age. certainly not since predictive text made it redundant.